STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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