I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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