I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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