I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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