i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
