I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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