That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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