Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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