Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
nutella sex= disaster
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
