idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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