Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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