Your tits are I can't wait for
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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