awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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