If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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