I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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