I'm eating all of the evidence.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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