ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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