It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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