No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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