You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Damn victory sex feels great
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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