We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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