He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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