Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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