just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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