I wish my penis had an off switch
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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