We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He passed out mid-signature
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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