you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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