Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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