He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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