It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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