I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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