He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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