Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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