Duck Duck Cougar?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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