im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
