i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Can Purell be used as lube?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My dad is sitting where you rode me
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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