I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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