chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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