just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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