this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I think I sprained my soul last night
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Randomize
