"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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