no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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