The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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