Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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