apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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