he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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