Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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