just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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