No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
