The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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