I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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