Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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