my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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