He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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