I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I intend to get homeless drunk
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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