As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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