i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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